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memoirs of a queen

in search for the best chocolate chips cookies in town

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wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

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homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

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twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

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subtleanarchist:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

I literally took a minute to process this before I hit reblog because holy fuck. God bless you. People like you actually exist outside of Judd Apatow movies. I am in awe.

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